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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}

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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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{"fact":"A cats field of vision is about 185 degrees.","length":44}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}

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