{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
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