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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}

{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}

{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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