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Knickerbocker Holiday is a 1938 musical written by Kurt Weill (music) and Maxwell Anderson ; based loosely on Washington Irving's Knickerbocker's History of New York about life in 17th-century New Netherland. The musical numbers include \"September Song\", now considered a pop standard.
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